Top Ten: Saddam Hussein's Romantic Tips

10. Splash on a little goat's blood. 9. Play romantic music to drown out the cries of tortured dissidents. 8. Shampoo and condition your mustache. 7. Don't be a cheapskate at the movies -- buy the large hummus! 6. Have a violinist brought over to your table and executed. 5. Show sensitive side by releasing her family from prison. 4. "Say it with toxic nerve agents" 3. Sit on porch swing and watch twinkling United State reconnaissance satellites. 2. Name a camel after her. 1. Ask if she wants to "inspect your biological weapon."

These Damn New Fangled Contraptions!

Where is Walter Brennan when I need him? I wonder what he would think of the new age wonders, especially computers. "Doggone it Luke ya done went and and crashed my drive egeeen!" "Ah but pa, I was just a tryin' ta raise those pictures I posted of Cassy. She looked so fetchin in her skivvies and all. The boys down to the general store will will git a big kick outa that!!"

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I am a small fish in an even smaller pond. (give me a minute to ponder this........... OK.) This is my first blog, please be gentle.