Tuesday, May 1, 2007

Top Ten: Saddam Hussein's Romantic Tips

10. Splash on a little goat's blood. 9. Play romantic music to drown out the cries of tortured dissidents. 8. Shampoo and condition your mustache. 7. Don't be a cheapskate at the movies -- buy the large hummus! 6. Have a violinist brought over to your table and executed. 5. Show sensitive side by releasing her family from prison. 4. "Say it with toxic nerve agents" 3. Sit on porch swing and watch twinkling United State reconnaissance satellites. 2. Name a camel after her. 1. Ask if she wants to "inspect your biological weapon."


heartinsanfrancisco said...

Um, nix on the goat's blood, ok?

The dead violinist, no. Bring me an ailing guitarist and we'll talk.

My h.s. boyfriend's younger siblings named their Collie after me. They didn't have a camel.

But we can work with this. See me after class.

seventh sister said...

Sick, sick, sick.

EsLocura said...

I've never had a camel named after me and for this I am grateful.

urban-urchin said...

hahaha! this is great!

flip said...


Wanderlust Scarlett said...

...does this smell like chloroform to you?

S & V